Sitting on my bed with my laptop and watching Katrina gyrate for a popular song and hot coffee in my hand after an authentic south Indian dinner. There is nothing better i can ask on a Saturday afternoon. Suddenly i hear “Tujhme rab dikhta hai yaara mai kya karoo”. Ah, what a nice song, i say to myself before i realise that its my cell phone ringing. I pick up the call. “Sir am i speaking to Mr. Aayush?”. “Yes”.”Sir as u r our preferred customer we are offering you a lifetime free credit card blah blah... ”. “No i am not interested.” and I cut the call. I think of talking to the sweet voice for some more time though i have no intention of buying their bullshit card but then the picture of Anamika flashes. She wouldn’t mind but her voice is sweeter than the credit card girl’s. :)The ringtone sure does remind me of old days. Anamika is , by the way, my girlfriend.:)...
Our graduation day at Nalanda,our training center, few years ago. We had planned a few funny scenes. The opening scene was introduction with one person representing each part of the country our batch trainees came from. The performance began wid a message of National Integration, we can say - there was stylish Rajnikant from Madurai , cool dude from Bengaluru,a very strong Punjabi munda and very studious Bihari guy. But it was the train(ee) from Delhi who got the most cheers from the crowd, because of his. YES, HIS thumkas thumkas (for those who don’t know much hindi, thumka is rhythmic movement of hip). Log to deewane ho gaye the, behosh ho gaye the Ahmed Khan ke thumke ke.. :p .
How can any1 forget practicing for the mad ad .We were planning of making a remix of any popular bollywood song with all the technical terms for our mad ad to add fun to the show. Thats why we came up wid “Na kuch socha, na kuch maanga Maine tujhko compile kar diya. Tu hi meri makefile hai , tu hi executable hai aur kuch na jaanu main bas itna hi jaanu ,Tujhme output dikhta hai yaara main kya karoon”, which we finally used in the mad ad. But we had come up with many other songs. I had come up with a remix of the song “Jab se tere naina” but it turned out to be a complete double meanings with all the technical terms i used :P, by slip of tongue, of course. I still cant stop laughing at that song. Vardhman or Vandy, as we called him, after hearing the song was like “abe tu chup kar . tu remix mat kar please.”J. I actually din stop makin funny remixes of songs but stopped singing them aloud.:p
Again i hear the same ringtone. “Anamika calling...”. This will be another costly weekend for me i say to myself and receive the call . “Hi sonu ...... y?...... but, ok.....ok.Give me a call wen u come here.”. Yes she is coming here. She seemed worried. I wear the next shirt that i can see and leave.
I am sitting in the Pizza hut waiting for Anamika. I’ve already had lunch but having again to spend some quality time with her. I see at my watch and look at the door feeling bored, when two very beautiful girls enter the store. Many eyes in the store are on them until they occupy their seats, including mine. These girls must be from delhi, i say to myself.
In Nalanda, whenever a girl enetered the class noone cared, but when the girl was Delhite, every guy in the class, stopped his work and looked at her till she setteled. Some would ask help only from her, even when help was available right beside dem. Any queries would go only to the beautiful spoc, a girl, from delhi and not to the other spoc, a guy, sitting right beside us.
Two very cute little girls are playing some game in Pizza hut. I watch them. It looks like they are playing that game, which we used to play a lot, whats it called..... shit i cant recall its name....... Yes.. DC
Time management was a part of teaching at Nalanda. We were taught not to waste time, and we followed that very strictly. We always played DC during free time. Nothing could stop us from playing. DC and SAM, or majnu as we called him, are very much interrelated. Sam was very good in performing “Main Madhuri Dixit banna chahti hoon”. He did it for full 10 min while we enjoyed his actions. He even gyrated a bit. But none of us could guess the movie. Thats because we didn’t want to guess the movie correctly and spoil the fun, as we all knew the movie. We just wanted to see how he performed. Uske thumke to classic pose ho gaye , just like the classic pose of Merylin Monroe.:)...
And yes the online DC. We invented the game. Actually Rima and me coinvented the game. For those who donno what this is , its a game played by two or more people , who are not in talkin distances, in a communicator like gmail or ym or ofc. Each participant converts a hindi song to English and vice versa and the oder participant has to guess it. If you think this is easy, try guessing this one – “today the day is naughty, there is fire in water, the heart is beatin restlessly, come come come come...”:p.. There were more funny ones , like – “Aaoa kuch shining laaye, aao mauj manaaye, aao jashna manaaye. Aa lachak lachak lachak”, “swing properly swing “. Those translations were so damn funny... J
I have already ordered and have been impatiently waiting for Anamika watching these two cute girls play, when i hear a screeching niose from outside. I turn around to see what has happened only to be shocked... OMG
To be continued...
To be continued...
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